A few more laughs ....

[colsy]

A girl asks her doctor "how many calories are in cum?" the Doctor replys, "Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"
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Now that india has allowed homosexuality the first lesbian couple have got married so congratulations to Sukme flaps and Makemeclit singh.
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Whats nasal sex??
F*ck knows...
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Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane & asks is he a guide dog?
No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search'
The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passanger. The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says. The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. Whats that then the 1st man asks. Guy replies
He's found a fcking bomb
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So there I was. Naked with lube on my knob. A stegosaurus glove puppet on one hand, and a Tyrannasaurus Rex glove puppet on the other, with a whole box of tissues next to me. How stupid did I feel when I put on the DVD and realised it was called WALKING with Dinosaurs.
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A man tells his wife: ''i've just heard our milkman has made love 2 every woman in this street apart from one!'' his wife says: ''i bet it's that bitch from number 32.''
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Local MP visits old folks home remarks to 90 year old lady how well she looks. Have you ever been bedridden. I have several times she said & f*cked on the sofa too
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Two Englishmen opening a shop in Argyle Street are sitting in the empty shop waiting on stock being delivered first Englishman says to his mate "bet you we have some nosey Scottish ******* asking what we are selling" Sure enough within five minutes door opens and wee Glaswegian guy says 'Whit yous selling in here big man?' Englishman says "we're selling ********s" Without missing a beat Glaswegian comes back "Yir dain well, only two left!"
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Three lads in a Lap Dancin Club were watching a buxom blonde gyrating on the pole.The welsh lad stuck £10 on her left buttock.Not to be out done the english stuck £20 on her right buttock.The lad from ireland swiped his visa down the crack of her arse & took the £30 cash back.
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Fella buys packet of mixed flavour condoms. Raspberry, banana etc. "He Says to wife, lets play a game." "I will put one on and you guess what flavour it is." She agrees." She goes under the blankets and says "cheesey wotsit". He says, "for ****s sake, give me a chance to put one on!"
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Tom visits Dave who's laid up at home with a broken leg.
Dave says "Me feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No probs" says Tom.
Upstairs Dave's stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me to shag you two."
"**** off you liar!" they said.
"I'll prove it." said Tom and he shouts downstairs
"Both of them Dave?"
"Of course! What's the point of f*ckin one?!"
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Shag........Funny word isnt it? To a smoker its a type of tobacco. To an American its a dance. To an ornithologist its a bird. And to you ya ugly fcker its just a remote possibility!
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Boy lost job in chip shop. Dad goes to find out why. Owner says "I found him with his **** in the potato peeler." Dad says "may I see the potato peeler?" and the owner replied "No I fired him as well!"
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Woman in jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. As she leans down for a closer look a big fart lets rip. Hoping no one noticed she asks "how much is that one?" Jeweller says "madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll **** yourself when I tell you the price!"
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Nothing's worse after sex than looking down and seeing a broken condom hanging off your ****......Especially when you weren't wearing one!
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on one legged, asian, dwarf sex. The librarian says, How can you stoop so f*cking low? The man replies, Yes, thats the one !
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4 blokes in a prison cell. A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac & a gay. The zoophile says "if there was a cat here i'd fck it till i pass out". The sadist nods & says "once you're done with it i'd fck it to death". The necrophiliac sighs "Oh yeah & once it was dead i'd fck it till i passed out". The gay bloke sitting in the corner very softly says "meow"
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A friend asked me today if I liked ****.
"Do I like ****?" I replied.
"Does a bear **** in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?"
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A ventriloquist is touring his act. Doing his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde shouts, ive heard enough of your fukn stupid blonde jokes! What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep woman like me from being respected! The red faced ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blonde shouts, you stay out of this mate its **** al da do wiv u. Im talking to that wee ****** on your knee!
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Final question at a pub quiz in Glasgow last night...."And the final question to win the £200 is;
Take Thats first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" but what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glasgow man pipes up with...
Was it "Ya C*nt"...?

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the shop that sells everything.

A man was walking through town one day when he saw a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything".

The man could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?"

The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Deciding to test this, the man said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?".

The salesperson said, "A jumper for a chicken? Hold on, I will have to check in the stock room".

Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go sir, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked the man astounded.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said the man.

So away he went as happy as Larry.

Further down the street though he thought to himself that maybe he’d been done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

The man was mad and so he stormed back into the shop.

He screamed at the salesperson, "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom – what is going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens,........ all we had was a pullover for a ****."

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A salesman knocks at the door and a young boy answers. The little boy says, "Please be quiet, sir. My mother is a prostitute and works all night. She sleeps during the day."

The salesman scratches his head and says, "Well, I'll be a son of a bitch"

The little boy replies, "I'm a ******* myself, but I don't go around ringing people's doorbells and telling them about it."

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Teacher::Class ...can u name words that ends with "tor" and eats things?..
James:Mam!! Alligator..
Very good James!
Jack: Mam..Predator!
Teacher:Another big word Jack,very good!
Johnny:Mam !Vibrator....
Teacher:That is a big word Johnny but it does'nt eat thing ....
Johnny:Well...my sister says it eats f*ckin batteries like there's no tomorrow...


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I got home from the pub a bit pissed with my mate Dave and my wife was still up dressed in very seductive underwear. I looked at her and licked my lips,

"Do you fancy a hot sandwich with me and Dave here?"

She blushed a little and replied,

"Yes, ok then. I'm up for it."

"Brilliant," I said. "Three bacon and egg it is then."

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A 70 yr old woman decides she wants to join a bike gang so she goes and knocks on their club house door.
A Large Biker answers the door and she says I want to join your club!
The biker say's ok but you have to pass certain criteria to get in,
Do you own a bike?
Why yes thats my chopper in the parking lot!
Do you smoke?
why yes the old lady says, 3 pks a day plus a couple joints before I go to bed!
Do you drink ?
Why yes so much that I could probably drink every man in your club under the table!
The biker says Wow you sound like one wild woman!! just one more thing,
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?
The old lady replies, Nope! sure haven't but I have been picked up by my nipples and twirled around the room before!!!!!

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My wife and I were lying in bed last night, when our youngest daughter came into the room.

After staring at her mum for a full minute, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, is mummy dead?"

"Of course she's not dead," I replied.

"She just thinks I want sex."

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Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six
shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia.
He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed "I
want a sundae, and I want it NOW!"
The waitress asked him "What flavor?"
Little Johnny replied, as he waved his guns "I want a chocolate sundae, and I want it NOW!"
The waitress asked, " Do you want whipped cream on it?"
Little Johnny said "I want whipped cream on it, and I want it NOW!"
The waitress asked, " Do you want a cherry on it?"
Little Johnny said "I want a cherry on it, and I want it NOW!"
The waitress asked, " Do you want your nuts crushed or chopped?"
Little Johnny replied, "Do you want your tits shot off?"

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating. "Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me."

"We're eating asshole!!", she screams.


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[colsy]

Aussie Humour ..some repeats though !

A guy gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed.

The offender had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.

A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can't believe they ****ed my wife after only five cans!”

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"My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my ****.

It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”

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I was shagging this Sheila over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.

I got locked up for punching this bloke at a party.

In my defence... When you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.

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I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night I shagged a Sheila called Penny – spooky or what?

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The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?”

Apparently “Only to stop myself coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.

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My wife is pissed off with me again.

I crept into the bedroom last night and swapped her tampon for a party popper.

She has no sense of humour.

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10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says.

If any of you are Paedophiles, you can **** off down to HELL

Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out.

“And take this deaf ******* with you”.

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The wife said to me last night. “If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse”.

Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.

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My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you.... He is in Prison.

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The wife came out of the bathroom and said: “I have just shaved my ***** and you know what that means don't you”?

I said. “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again”!

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Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night.

Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman.

Even kissed like a woman.

But as we arrived back at his apartment, he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement.

That's when I thought. “Hang about” !

 

[colsy]

Antique Roadshow

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'.

"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the
celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the
turn of last century.

Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"...Sticks?" Paddy replied.

 

[colsy]

Zebra

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'


St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'


God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''


St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'


WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ass. ;-)

 

[colsy]

Little Johnny's Black Eye

Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye.

After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it.

Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye."

So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't say a word".

The following morning Little Johnny comes to school and no black eye, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. The day after that, Johnny comes back with a massive shiner again.

"My goodness Johnny, another black eye? What happened?"

He turns to explain: "Miss, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?.... and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving {you know} at the same time. Mom was breathing heavy and kicking her legs all over the place while squealing like a demented hyena on the bed".... Then my father asks me mum: 'Are you coming?' Then my mum says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so i said 'Wait for me..."

 

[colsy]

I'm still laughing at this one

A guy walks into a bar with a

monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.



Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.

He then jumped

onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.

To everyone's

amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.





The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your

Monkey just did?"

"No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my

pool table...whole!"



"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the

guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue
ball."

The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff

the Monkey ate and left.



Two weeks later the guy came back, and

had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started
running around the bar. The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the
bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate
it.



Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his

butt, pulled it out, and ate it. The bartender asked, "Did you see
what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?" replied the man.

"Well,

he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them
out, and ate them!"



"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the

guy.

"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue

ball, he measures everything first."

 

[colsy]

Holy Prostitutes

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway

When he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place £100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts £100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY

THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

 

[colsy]

Blonde Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally

getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy

footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,



"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began

to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voiced bellowed,



"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"



The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up

her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more,



"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



She stopped, looked skyward, and said,



"IS THAT YOU LORD?"



The voice replied,



"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK"

 

[colsy]

Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell

and sees him hanging by his feet.
"What on earth you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself" Paddy replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the Guard.
"I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".

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An answer I can understand.

An American tourist asks an Irishman:
"Why do Scuba divers always

fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:

"They have to go backwards.

If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat."

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And saving the best 'til last ...
Paddy rings his new
girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch

of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers,

and drags him in. She lies back on the couch,
pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers

off and says 'This is for the flowers!'

'Don't be silly,' says Paddy,

'You must have a vase somewhere!'

 

[colsy]

Hope you can Open this one ... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ON HERE .



http://www.toilette-humor.com/christmas/christmas_balloons.shtml

 

[colsy]

On his Deathbed

Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.





His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.





"So", he says to them:



"Bernie, I want you to

take the Mayfair houses."



"Sybil, take the apartments over

in Pall Mall."



"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over

in City Centre."



"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the

residential buildings on the Thames."



The nurse is just

blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,





"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to
have accumulated all this property".



Sarah replies,

"Property? ... the arsehole had a paper round!"

 

[colsy]

Retirement

Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job?



I replied, “I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"

"Very simple," I said.


"My wife told me that when she wants my f....... advice, she'll ask for it...

 

[colsy]

I LOVE YOU" IN 10 LANGUAGES

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian
Ti Amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar Dig

Lithuanian
As Tave Meliu

Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia
Nice Tits,

Get in the Truck

 

[colsy]

Joke selection

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline,



What's the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her ***** has completely closed up."

"Bummer mate!"

“Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

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I looked out of my window last night and saw a group of people gathering around a polish guy who'd fallen off his moped.



I frantically rushed over.



"Out of the way!" I shouted. As I pushed through the crowd a woman asked "Are you a doctor?"



"No" I replied...."Thats my ****ing pizza!!"

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[colsy]

Went on a first date the other night and she said "whats your ring tone,"



I said "light brown",



then I thought christ this is going better than I expected...........

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Met this sexy woman in the park last night. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex in the bushes..............



God, I love my new taser.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your **** up your girlfriend's arse!

 

[colsy]

Scottish Chilli

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the
chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into
the bowl.
The old Jock says:- "Aye, that's as far as I got too".

 

[colsy]

The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from the shops
to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage
and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife
telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home... and guess what I found ?
Yes, your daughter, my wife, with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.
"There is something very odd going on here.
Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation.
I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation
.....she never got your E-mail!"

 

[colsy]

Discovery Channel

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower,
his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.



A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?"



"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.



"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No, it's turned black.."

 

[colsy]

Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big
fat bird who doesn't gobble any more.
............
A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When
she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want
for Christmas little girl?" "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the
little girl. "But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says. "No... Barbie cums
with GI Joe! She only fakes it with Ken..."
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The kids today don't know they're born. Not like us when we were young.
We were so poor in our house that on Christmas morning, if you didn't
wake up with an erection, you had bugger all to play with!

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Peter woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way
downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Mary" he moaned "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I
think?" "Even worse" she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a
complete fool of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire
board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right
to his face".

"He's an ar$ehole" Peter said. "I could piss on him". "You did" came the
reply. "And he fired you!"

"Well, f*ck him" said Peter. "I did" said Mary. "That's why you're back
at work on Monday".

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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear.'

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[colsy]

Asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.

I said, Wow!

Then her friend said, She means 6663629.