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Mk4 R32 wide body kit fitted
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This is amazing. Mega fap material. Literally semen everywhere. Great work
someone seriously needs to get laid
Mate, this is a public forum about cars, if you need to get laid why not try some adult dating site?
Don't get your hopes up for instant laying though as I doubt any of the users would jump straight on top of you. It might take a bit of work rather than just stating you're only there for sex. You never know, you might meet somebody nice and have a bit of a spark, and after a couple of dates, maybe going for a coffee once or twice, a meal or two, meeting the immediate family and realising you're similarities and the pleasure of each others company, that you could fall in love.
I wish you the best of luck in your adventure, but remember it's not all about intercourse.
Don't give up mate, I, and I'm sure many others, hope it all works out for you.
If you need some friendly advice don't hesitate to contact me by PM.
This is amazing. Mega fap material. Literally semen everywhere. Great work
As much as i value your obvious experience & misfortune with dating sites and love i was merely commenting on your over zealous comment of a sexual nature about an automobile.
Don't get me wrong, i like cars as much as the next guy but you seem sexually frustrated. over sexually frustrated even, to the extent of wanting to ruin all the hard work, time and effort that has gone into detailing an amazing looking car by covering it in your semen.
And 'Mate' if you need someone to talk to im sure there are groups out there for people like you but please keep normal car enthusiast like myself and most others on this site out of your little fantasies and keep your semen to yourself.
So DMPD was aweosome such a good show well planned and organised
Some pictures from the weekend
The ferry over there
The pre meet the night before
The meet what an epic location
Me and the mrs
The way home
Some pictures from the weekend
The ferry over there
The pre meet the night before
The meet what an epic location
Me and the mrs
The way home
Looks an awesome show from your few pics. Car looks clean and smart as always.
Did you get on the ferry ok? Where you on the low deck or top deck?
Did you get on the ferry ok? Where you on the low deck or top deck?
I unbolted the splitter on the way there and back we was on the middle but they made it pretty much flat going on / off the ferry
As much as i value your obvious experience & misfortune with dating sites and love i was merely commenting on your over zealous comment of a sexual nature about an automobile as you're going about it in the incorrect manner.
Don't get me wrong, i like cars as much as the next guy and would stick parts of myself inside my own car and others, so I understand the attraction. In fact this one time I even got caught by my friend Steve but he joined in, it was incredible until one day I lost him, he got stuck and had to have 'it' removed and couldn't handle life without it, so he moved to France. I've never had a friend like it since, perhaps you could be the new Steve? You seem sexually frustrated too, over sexually frustrated even, to the extent of wanting to ruin all the hard work, time and effort that has gone into detailing an amazing looking car by covering it in your semen rather than just blowing your load up the exhaust.
And 'Mate' if you need someone to talk to, just let me know, I'm sure there are groups out there for people like us. Hopefully there are other car enthusiasts that want to get involved?
Life's clearly been difficult for you at times but you've got to let the memories of Steve go. I think you've jumped the gun in our acquaintanceship, asking me to partake in your sexual acts of a vehicular nature is plain wrong.
As far as my initial semen remark goes it was merely a jovial statement exclaiming the fantastic work carried out on the car for which (believe it or not) this thread is for, I will be the adult here and simply leave it at that
them picture look well good hte paint work looks bloody gleaming considering the travelling the car had done.
weirdly i like the look of that bmw you went with too which takes a lot for me to say being someone who normally hates bmws.
weirdly i like the look of that bmw you went with too which takes a lot for me to say being someone who normally hates bmws.
The bm is nice its just been wrapped white its my mates mrs car
The full face bra and scene tape kept most of the car mint so it didn't really need washing
that last picture makes the back look so wide.
i think its the way the wheel is sitting but it looks like the rear arch is flared as well.
i think its the way the wheel is sitting but it looks like the rear arch is flared as well.
Fitted my new Gt100 tips yesterday also washed and waxed the car
Old v new
Also my front wings are cracked to bits so I'm ordering 2.5" carbon bolt on arch extensions all round
Old v new
Also my front wings are cracked to bits so I'm ordering 2.5" carbon bolt on arch extensions all round
Fitted my new Gt100 tips yesterday also washed and waxed the car
Old v new
Also my front wings are cracked to bits so I'm ordering 2.5" carbon bolt on arch extensions all round
Nice, you should do them blue tho
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