This was not actually my MK1 thankfully, but
Mk5 Ibiza (they're not sociable on that platform

) Had a young girl drive straight into the back of me in traffic yesterday. Shed not long passed her test, so in a state. Luckily she hasn't damaged the integrity of the car, but got some cracked paint, number plate & scuffs. I told her not to worry about it, assuring her I can fix it up for £30. She was very relieved, but the driver behind her wanted to
shop her for dangerous driving.
Oddly, the time I actually have a keen witness, it's the time I don't need to even go through insurance. He was shitty towards her, so I gi assured her there would be no further action & not to worry.
I need to perfect my rattle can skills now