You know you have a mk3 Ibiza when . . . .

Oj 89

Senior junior member
Aug 19, 2008
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IMO, you've got cupra badges stuck on it, you'd have to drive like a nun otherwise idiots in corsa's would think that they could (almost) keep up with an ibiza cupra :p besides, why drive fast when you have a rare car that looks the mutts nuts? ;)
 

Adam R

Diesel ISN'T a Dirty word
Mar 5, 2007
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lee in the solent
when you come to replace the standard mani and downpipe, then realise your new 3" system is alot less restrictive than the standard.
your left wondering how the heck they could get performance out of the engine with such restictive exhaust system
 

Czechboy

Tarmac terrorist
Apr 14, 2005
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Hampshire
When every one of your mates asks you why you didn't fit a loud dump valve onto your mk3 so it sounds like a jap car since its got a turbo. Then your having to explain to them that it would fook up the engine, etc...... by which time they have completely lost interest in your conversation :lol:
 

ttothec

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Apr 20, 2006
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I'm feeling pretty lucky after reading through this thread... I've had my cupra over two and a half years now and I think the only problem I have is the volume control!! :)
 

markmeus

Mark Graham
Jun 9, 2007
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Banbridge, Northern Ireland
When I first got the car I couldn't work out how to get it in reverse, Had to park it at work in a space where I could drive in and drive out. :doh:

It wasn't until a girl at work said "have you tired pushing the gear stick down?". :-o

Felt a bit thick! lol but my previous 2 cars had lift up style ones.
 
Jan 8, 2007
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Wiltshire
This post has had me laughing out loud :)

When you spend over an hour changing the sidelight bulbs using every expletive under the sun while ripping your hands to shreds

When you turn your music up just to pretend that random dash rattle by the speedo and one in the boot that you could never quite find isn't there anymore

When you carry a spare coilpack in your boot with a small myriad of tools for every journey "just in case"
 

wise_crak

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Sep 16, 2008
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south wales cardiff
When you have the best car on the road but nobody else knows it!

I agree! i think the mk3 ibiza is the best car ever :D

THE BEEP! gets me all the time!
the volume control :blink: it doesnt like doing what i make it do! haha!

my friend will jump out of the car if i say something i need is in the boot just to use
"the cool boot opener thingy" (his words) :p

your girlfriend trys to use the glove box door as a table to balance her tray of chips and sweet and sour sauce and wont belive you when you try telling her thats not going to work!

Wisey :D