You obviously feel very critical about a bit of light hearted banter/re your car.
And I was providing honest advice, that getting your suspension & traction sorted would be a big
help, for the power your car is pushing out.
The rest was just a bit of a laugh, but you obviously took it to heart!
If you bring my car into it - I wouldn't even WASTE my money trying to make my car look like yours - is it possible to get chrome letters " C H A V " glued to the tailgate?
If I were you, I'd think about a respray (sort out that garish Yellow) before trying to sort out a car that can't "handle" your 633bhp! ...perhaps the extra bull$hit you talk gives it all those extra bhp's!
(works out cheaper than nitrous does it?). LOL.