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Forge Remap Software?!?

simon34

smoooooooth
May 2, 2006
535
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northampton
On a general German machine , Richard can upload a programme that will increase your spin speed by 1000 rpm , if its washer dryer , he can also add in an extra 30 degrees in temp increase .

We also have a soft fluff dry function for delicates and towels.It will also pair up socks prior to emptying.

The programme is switchable and not detectable by diagnostic software .

We can give you a before and after dyno sheet if you need one

please e mail spinlikea****[email protected]

are those figures from using an inline filter on the water supply or just run of the mill h20 from any old uk tap
also would the dyno be at the flywheel or drum :D
 

ForgeMotorsport

Full Member
Rich isnt keen on an in line filter , he prefers a " straight from the mains " approach " , for wet drying days he likes may recommend maybe a half pint of Evian or Sparkling Perrier as this can give a few extra revs on final cycle.

The dyno figure would be at the outer edge of the drum .

For difficult stains he also likes the " pound the ****er with a stone down the stream " for best results



are those figures from using an inline filter on the water supply or just run of the mill h20 from any old uk tap
also would the dyno be at the flywheel or drum :D
 

gavthelad

Bring on the Boooooost
Nov 19, 2005
1,394
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Redditch (Midlands)
quality!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ill probably bring my washing machine down then, the last thing i want is to be left behind by other machines.......can you map mine so i get a massive overboost spike on the drum causing the detergent drawer to pop open because i think that would look cool at cruises.:D
 

RichardBW

Full Member
Jan 9, 2002
408
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Leamington Spa
you just know there will be a washing machine picture on the Forge gallery tomorrow.

Peter will start talking thongs again very soon if this carries on! :rolleyes:
 

skullmunki

Ding Ding Round 2!!!
Nov 12, 2006
502
0
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Rich can reprogramme your washing machine as well ;)

Please let us know if you are interested and we will be happy to help you .


hehe, cheers guys, but too late! Its been dumped and probably being tampered with by some pikey as we speak! :D

it probably now has a lexus style door window that lights up with blue LED's when its on a spin cycle!
 
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ForgeMotorsport

Full Member
The Persil is a good addition how ever we do find it can cause some excess foamage when it runs on its max high boost wash setting .

There is also the danger of unstable vibration on the final spin cylce, we have some Forge foam flex bushes that will stabalise this on the last spin up giving less hoppage around the kitchen area

The Liqui tabs really should only be used if your on a quick aggresive wash , with a small load . we find them really good if there are some stubborn skid marks or a strange odours in the wifes undercrackers .

Today we have Zanussi on the ramps and Rich is looking at a neon /infra red light attachment that will highlight possible excess semen splillage so you can really target the smelly smeggy deposits and get your garments ....Forge gleaming clean



lol

I have some persil non biological wash booster, what sort of gains would i acheive?? Will i need to advance the spin cycle to rinse ratio??

Oh and i am using the liqui tabs... (if that helps.....)
 
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AwesomeSarah

Forum Sponsor
Mar 6, 2006
727
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How off topic has this gone?
Wow , now are you sure you lot are not on something down there , or is there something in the air?
Scary ;)
Sarah
 

ForgeMotorsport

Full Member
Come on now Sarah , you know how well a modified washing machine can perform ............its just a pleasure to get the whites ..whiter than white .

End of March we actually have a Washing machine dyno day , where we will custom tune your machine on our Dyno , we will also have a rep from Vanish hear to give advise on the nasty stubborn staines that can blight your clothes
 
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