Forge Remap Software?!?

[AwesomeSarah]

You could always try for Barry Scott?
Dyno for washing machines? mmmmmm
Now would you need a female there to show you how they work ?
Ooops , should I have said that?
Yes
Sarah

 

[ForgeMotorsport]

Ha " show me how they work "
I think you will find that I am king of my kitchen , I am quite happy with my tuned german washer , small load , quick wash , delicates , heavy soil ,
I know all the settings and I am quite at home with the spin speeds as well

some days Ill just pop on a load ......then whilst waiting , wearing only my vinyl coated apron, pop over the Vacuum cleaner ( also tuned by Richard which has extra suction and some nice attachments for small corners and crevices )

whilst listening to Rock the Casbah by the Clash ..... no women needed

 

[acidstrato]

thats how to sell yourself!

 

[ForgeMotorsport]

yes I know ...bet your thinking of me right now ....arent you

 

[AwesomeSarah]

Mmmmmmm , well erm no not really
But does the plastic apron chafe you too?
Do you get on your hands and knees to scrub the kitchen floor?
Now THAT could be a sight
Sarah

 

[ForgeMotorsport]

I have one of those flash mops you know with the handle and a sqeezy thing on the end ...... I find it much better to use other wise you get sore knees.

No chafing either as I find the hot sweat that I work up helps to lubricate .

 

[Damo]

Forge - very interested in your appliance tuning. Can you help me out with my microwave? I need more power. Waiting 30-60 seconds is just far too long!!!!!

 

[gavthelad]

id like to enquire on a big blower conversion on my girlfriends hairdryer, i appreciate the cost involved in this process but im sick of waiting for her when were supposed to be going to the pub. also......is it possible that it can be converted to 3 phase to try and eliminate any lag?

 

[Ruddmeister]

id like to enquire on a big blower conversion on my girlfriend.......

I think this thread has gone too far now

 

[ForgeMotorsport]

Funny you should mention this cos we have new tuner at Forge , Kevin is Richards assistant and we have had a Sony microwave on the micro dyno this week.

Kevs and expert in nukethefukinfood tuning and today he micro waved a turkey in 15 seconds , we defrosted a leg of lamb in 3 secs

 

[gavthelad]

sound!! i need one of those!! sure is gonna knock the socks off rustlers!

 

[Damo]

Funny you should mention this cos we have new tuner at Forge , Kevin is Richards assistant and we have had a Sony microwave on the micro dyno this week.

Kevs and expert in nukethefukinfood tuning and today he micro waved a turkey in 15 seconds , we defrosted a leg of lamb in 3 secs

Excellent and most interesting!
Will the power be switchable between stock and nukethe****infood programs. This is a must!

How about bodywork modifications? I'm no longer satisfied with the door opening out to the side and I'm thinking of going for a lambo style door entry. I appreciate that you may not have done this before, therefore I'm fully prepared to give up my trusty 'wave for a short period of time so you can look into this in more detail.

 

[ForgeMotorsport]

Now the hairdryers another area that our domestic tuning sofware guys have a large amount of knowledge. Robin is our folical tuner and has a new dryer programme that can be used as a plug and play attachment , rather like a difuser or the black ribbed anal knobbler .

Today we have a lady on the folical dyno in for a blue rinse tune up , we had her hair dryed im 0.456 secs at a air speed velocity of 600 mph , we did have to strap the old biddy in with bungy cords , but the result was impressive none the less.

Over the weekend Robin is working on a smaller pubic hair dryer that will work off the cigarette lighter , we think it may be usefull after particulary rough shagging in the back of the car were may a premature splillage or a large load my have leaked , this new device will allow for fast genital drying and also dry the seats as well

any enquires e mail , [email protected]

id like to enquire on a big blower conversion on my girlfriends hairdryer, i appreciate the cost involved in this process but im sick of waiting for her when were supposed to be going to the pub. also......is it possible that it can be converted to 3 phase to try and eliminate any lag?

 

[AwesomeSarah]

This is the view from Forge today
Sarah

 

[gavthelad]

Now the hairdryers another area that our domestic tuning sofware guys have a large amount of knowledge. Robin is our folical tuner and has a new dryer programme that can be used as a plug and play attachment , rather like a difuser or the black ribbed anal knobbler .

Today we have a lady on the folical dyno in for a blue rinse tune up , we had her hair dryed im 0.456 secs at a air speed velocity of 600 mph , we did have to strap the old biddy in with bungy cords , but the result was impressive none the less.

Over the weekend Robin is working on a smaller pubic hair dryer that will work off the cigarette lighter , we think it may be usefull after particulary rough shagging in the back of the car were may a premature splillage or a large load my have leaked , this new device will allow for fast genital drying and also dry the seats as well

any enquires e mail , [email protected]

LMAO

 

[AndyHazza]

Whatever you guys are on.... can i have some

 

[ibizacupra]

this is so funny....

 

[Havok316]

if it goes wrong can you vag-com it?

 

[Damo]

How about a software program for humans!

Maybe something like a chip-in-a-butt-plug.
Any of you guys at Forge developing something like this?

The lethargic out there won't know what hit them. Could be a real seller!

 

[AndyHazza]

Careful or the ladies will be coming to Forge with their Rabbits to get them sooped up!