lol.
I did not realise Hedge End was that bad for these nobs. I live about 5 mins from there but only ever seen the odd one or two hangging around. Have to admit that do see a fair few in Southampton but guess that's the same all over the country.
Tend to ignore most of them but there are a few that you just can't ignore.
Their only jealous at the end of the day. 
I did not realise Hedge End was that bad for these nobs. I live about 5 mins from there but only ever seen the odd one or two hangging around. Have to admit that do see a fair few in Southampton but guess that's the same all over the country.
Tend to ignore most of them but there are a few that you just can't ignore.
Their only jealous at the end of the day.
The chavs with the baseball caps on their heads that sit so high up they could be a wind break, 
Jogging bottoms tucked into their socks and fake elizibeth duke gold from argos :w4nk:
That are the size of a matchstick usually driving around in either a astra, ford fiesta or an old escort think we should ban them all haha
Mind you im in essex and there is a few but they've never been a prob for me, plus had one in a bmw 318 or 320 trying to race me i looked in rear view put foot down and he was gone a couple of mins later he's right on my arse so i tap my brakes he goes mad and follows me so i jump out and going whats your prob little twat just said sorry and buggered off after saying next time i race you i'll have a 2.5 litre lump in it....
So scary that was 
Dont understand them, why they give grief when you make them look stupid
Still funny as though
Jogging bottoms tucked into their socks and fake elizibeth duke gold from argos :w4nk:
That are the size of a matchstick usually driving around in either a astra, ford fiesta or an old escort think we should ban them all haha
Mind you im in essex and there is a few but they've never been a prob for me, plus had one in a bmw 318 or 320 trying to race me i looked in rear view put foot down and he was gone a couple of mins later he's right on my arse so i tap my brakes he goes mad and follows me so i jump out and going whats your prob little twat just said sorry and buggered off after saying next time i race you i'll have a 2.5 litre lump in it....
So scary that was Dont understand them, why they give grief when you make them look stupid
Still funny as though
helps when your 6.8 
no they act all big behid the wheel pull over they rarely stop and prob nicked the ford fiesta of they dieing grandma before stopping at halfords picking up lexus lights and "i've got a V8" backbox, if i have someone tailgating behid me i either slow down to speed limit or below and cruise they pull off in search of a shortcut pull over and let them go or if i'm in the mood bye bye.
but tbh i find the worst tailgaters are 4x4"chelsea tractors", rep mobiles and young girls at the moment. round my area the local chavs/boyracers actually pull off and avoid me, don't know why
no they act all big behid the wheel pull over they rarely stop and prob nicked the ford fiesta of they dieing grandma before stopping at halfords picking up lexus lights and "i've got a V8" backbox, if i have someone tailgating behid me i either slow down to speed limit or below and cruise they pull off in search of a shortcut pull over and let them go or if i'm in the mood bye bye.
but tbh i find the worst tailgaters are 4x4"chelsea tractors", rep mobiles and young girls at the moment. round my area the local chavs/boyracers actually pull off and avoid me, don't know why
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EDIT: When he got out of the car I would have accelerate towards him, He'd sh!t himself.bentaw said:
I get chav's not giving way when they are meant to so on a few occassions I just shove the car like I am gonna head on with them and they crap themselves.
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Mikey, what colour was the pug that you had problems with? I've had issues with a chav in a pug too, not too far from the m271....
redcupratdi said:helps when your 6.8
no they act all big behid the wheel pull over they rarely stop and prob nicked the ford fiesta of they dieing grandma before stopping at halfords picking up lexus lights and "i've got a V8" backbox, if i have someone tailgating behid me i either slow down to speed limit or below and cruise they pull off in search of a shortcut pull over and let them go or if i'm in the mood bye bye.
but tbh i find the worst tailgaters are 4x4"chelsea tractors", rep mobiles and young girls at the moment. round my area the local chavs/boyracers actually pull off and avoid me, don't know why
6ft 8 i aint that bloomin lanky well 6 ft 6 actually...
You got it there to, look at me in my mums fiesta with the go faster rust holes peco bad boy big bore sh*t exhaust system with distortion stereo system listening to 2pac as they think there gangsters o o o and they always always seem to have some chav halfrauds badges like pioneer or max power stickers in the windows..
Funniest thing for me is when i get out of the car the blokes are looking at it then look up a couple of feet and are like ermmm im off its great i tell ya!!
Think we should do a thread on how to combat chavs and there passion wagons!!
My ibiza cupra permanently had some chav stuck to the rear bumper (well momentarily anyway ) It was a muppet magnet, always something trying to race it.
Not had a single car try and race the R. Odd.
) It was a muppet magnet, always something trying to race it.Not had a single car try and race the R. Odd.
jason said:they are worried you will botty invade them
a few weeks back i was driving IN A QUEUE OF TRAFFIC, there were around 10 vehicles directly infront of me SO I COULDN'T GO ANY FASTER EVEN IF I'D WANTED TO. got to a smallish roundabout at which point i was going right. i'd been aware of the chav in an old-ish white escort van tailgating me. he was going straight on at roundabout but before he went on his merry way he found the time to do the wank gesture to me whilst shouting 'could you go any f*ckin' slower you stupid f*ck!!!!'
weird thing is 20 metres infront of him was the queue of traffic i'd just left
hopefully he crashed on the way home and died a horrible death ... no of course i don't mean it
Chav's don't really have much going for them do they!!! 
Look like total arse bandits and sounds like they have no brains either.
Look like total arse bandits and sounds like they have no brains either.
thing is though why dress like a tit like they do?? i look at them with there roll ups and cans of stella baseball caps and spitting on the floor hanging around first sport!! lol
I can see this thread lasting a while mind you i have not seena chav in a seat yet thank god mind you when they get a job and a brain i may move on from seat if they can ever afford one on the dole!!
I can see this thread lasting a while mind you i have not seena chav in a seat yet thank god mind you when they get a job and a brain i may move on from seat if they can ever afford one on the dole!!
i whooped with delight today when i saw a guy in a white mk2 ibiza,with those stickers on the sides that look like slag tag tattoo's,a set of clear lense up the rear and some godawful drum and bass pounding out from it.it looked very very **** needless to say.the good thing is,they would never lower themselves to buy a skodaStretch79 said:
though i have to admit i was in sports world,looking for some cheap swimming trunks
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