Parking Dents

[Crafoo]

I had a similar thing happen to me a couple of weeks ago. I had just parked up in tesco and this car pulls up next to me. I looked and thought your a bit close, and then this thick bitch in the pasenger side opened her door and slammed it straight in to my drivers side door. I looked at her and she looked so gormless and didnt even say sorry, so they pulled out the parking space and moved over so there was enough room.
When they both went into tesco's, i got my revenge and got out and booted there door in and left a wicked dent in it. That'll teach the silly bitch

Well done mate, dozy cow deserved nothing less, I think I might have done both doors and the jumped up and down on the bonnet

 

[Triple D]

Well done mate, dozy cow deserved nothing less, I think I might have done both doors and the jumped up and down on the bonnet

think someone would have said something then though, if you'd have seen someone jumping up and down on a car bonnet and roof, although it would have been funny to see im sure they would have reported me

 

[smoothuk]

Why are people attracted to my car like bees to honey...i went to tesco, really busy so i parked as far away from the store as possible, took up two parking spaces so as no to get dinged, as im walking back acros the car park, there are two hooded scrotes on bmx's aged bout 12, riding around and around my car!!! WTF!!!! My mate was in stitchs as i started shouting at them, they found it highly amusing, and the dozy bint removing her one child from her BMX X5 said loud enought for me to hear..."serves him right for taking up two space"

oh getting angry just thinking about it...so just remember, its not just shopping trollies, or inconciderate dead people, its kids on bikes as well!!!!!!

 

[deezal]

I always have a childs seat in the back, no more parking dents. Its worth buying one if you dont have kids

Good one, Im buying one tomorrow and park in the Baby parking spots.
Why are parking spaces so narrow these days and cars getting bigger ?