You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza When........

[crossedmike]

i currently have all my docs in there (photocopied in black and white) but seriously whats behind the airbag??

a gaping hole to no where aka the front engine wall or if like mine there was a bag of marajuwaji hah

 

[vngtx]

or if like mine there was a bag of marajuwaji hah

so thats where you get all your crazy ideas from.......

 

[Fl@pper]

the glove box on the 16v is under the steering column. Yes that tiny little cubby hole big enough to fit a breakdown cover card is the glovey

big enough to fit a pair of gloves though

i guess that's why it was named as such

 

[gtikezz]

big enough to fit a pair of gloves though

i guess that's why it was named as such

 

[Brummy]

It was where one would keep ones driving gloves , don'cha know!

 

[gtikezz]

It was where one would keep ones driving gloves , don'cha know!

trust you

 

[TiggsGTI]

It was where one would keep ones driving gloves

I say old bean...that is absolutely splendid. What kind of a buffoon doesn't wear gloves to drive the car? It is simply ludacris..

 

[Brummy]

I say old bean...that is absolutely splendid. What kind of a buffoon doesn't wear gloves to drive the car? It is simply ludacris..

No..... THIS is Ludacris

 

[TiggsGTI]

 

[Deleted member 32025]

I have a nice lets call it a "glove box" under my steering wheel? Don't they all? It's where the socket for vag-com is etc? Or am i thinking of the wrong thing.....

 

[suj]

you mean ludicrous tiggs

 

[TiggsGTI]

you mean ludicrous tiggs

OMG is that how you actually spell it? oops

 

[LMJ]

Haha! Spelling it like the artist "Ludacris" are you?

 

[TiggsGTI]

 

[dan151]

driving gloves pffft mines got all my coppers in for when i got a penny over at the pumps.

 

[LMJ]

You when you have a Mk2 Ibiza when all you guys on here make me think "you know what, Mk2's are f*ck*ng sexy! And as dated and old as they're meant to be... they're still gorgeous! So here's me wondering if I'll ever break free from a Mk2's grasp!

...I want a 16v next.

 

[Mythbuster]

You will not, ever.

You know you have an MK2 Ibiza when: it will easily do a 155 mile trip on the highway at 95mph, but the ignition cylinder decides not to work at all when your dad wants to go back home in it, after going on a 5 mile trip to a nearby field to let the dog out....

You know you haven Mk2 Ibiza when it has made rules for itself and if you don't follow them, it will break down and point and laugh at you...
- Always drive it yourself, or else it will break down and be angry at you
- Never put any animal inside it that makes it dirty(like a dog that's been in a field/water), or else it will break down and be angry at you
- Drive over the limit of the same engine of any other brand, but don't abuse it, or else it will break down and... pull a funny face at you.

 

[DPJ]

its a good job all mk2s are female

They're not. Mine's male.

 

[TiggsGTI]

They're not. Mine's male.

Thankyou! So is mine!

Mythbuster-luckily mines has only ever broke down once and that was when I mis-judged the petrol since the gauge is stuck and the lights on permanently!

 

[dan151]

you know you DONT have a mk2 when your driving along and thinking "what the hell am i doing in this heap"