You know you have a mk3 Ibiza when . . . .

Czechboy

Tarmac terrorist
Apr 14, 2005
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Ok, I've done this thread on the mk2 section and its been rather successful with over 700 posts and 21,000 views to date so I thought I'd start one here as well (since I'm planning on getting a mk3 myself soon). So think of all the little niggles the mk3 has, the things that make it a mk3, the annoying bits, the the bits that make it stand out. Basically the sentence has to start "you know you have a mk3 when" and then you finish off the sentence yourself.

Let me start:

You know you have a mk3 when you go through more coilpacks then tyres

You know you have a mk3 when you need to cut half the dash apart to fit a CD player

Lets have some more :lol:

Mig
 

Mat

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when your window regulator goes

when your peddle box goes

when you can't get a badgeless honeycomb grille

when you have to lower a non-cupra due to riding higher than a tractor

there's just a few :D
 

Adam R

Diesel ISN'T a Dirty word
Mar 5, 2007
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lee in the solent
your interior door handle snaps off in your hand

window regulator decides it wants to break and drop your window smashing in to the bottom of your door.

the standard HU gets funky and goes 'disco' on you.

your shocked that a cd changer / cable is actually installed

when your rear view dropps off

you need 3mm front spacers to clear the suspension once lowered

your engine light is on

something has corroded which means you cant fit a part

your front top mounts die

(1.4 only) you realise there is a shoe box under the bonnet they call an 'engine'

you have scratches around the volume control on the HU

ANOTHER thread on some one asking how to install an amp and sub :doh:
 

markmeus

Mark Graham
Jun 9, 2007
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Lol its quite funny to watch passengers struggle with it.

I thought i was the only one with scratches beside the volume.

I wonder if that and the grab handles was their idea of softtouch plastics! Lmao
 
May 2, 2006
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when you have to explain a newby for the 1000th time how to do the n249 bypass :lol::D:cartman:

haha, class !

or the favorite "which intercooler is best" thread appears

--when a ic pipe pops off
--when changing the manifold its a PIG of a job
--when dash lights start flickering randomly
--when your exhaust knocks
--when you sh1t yourself when the fuel "beep" tells you you need to fill up
--when you get saxo's trying to race you all the time
--when the handling is absolute tosh
--when trying to work on it most things are just horrid to get to and you end up with no knuckles
--when the fuse on top of battery which runs your AC/RAD fans goes all the time

:rolleyes:
 
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Reuvers

I is a Dutch man!
Oct 30, 2007
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haha, class !

or the favorite "which intercooler is best" thread appears


--when you sh1t yourself when the fuel "beep" tells you you need to fill up

--when trying to work on it most things are just horrid to get to and you end up with no knuckles


:rolleyes:

That first one is class mate.
I still sh*t myself after a year driving it, everytime when that beep sounds!

As for the second one...what knuckles? lol
 
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