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You Know You have a mk2 Ibiza When........

old 'uns

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..........when you dont use it for a few days, go for a drive and it dies on you... then hunts/surges for fuel and you just about manage (eventually ) to crawl it home... guess what I'll be doing this arvo/tomorrow?!?!
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thats why i'm having 2nd thoughts about exporting mine to France & having to leave it for a few months without running, can't trust over here & don't think it'll be too easy to get parts over there:cry:
 

Brummy

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lol.. hows this then fella.. "you know you have a Mk2 when..." the problem you had yesterday, wouldnt happen today when you went to get it to.. ended up spraying the bay with a sort of WD, to try to de-moisture anywhere that may have been affected..
 

iluvmygti

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lol.. hows this then fella.. "you know you have a Mk2 when..." the problem you had yesterday, wouldnt happen today when you went to get it to.. ended up spraying the bay with a sort of WD, to try to de-moisture anywhere that may have been affected..

mine does that occasionally and i had a 1ltr that used to die too it is because of water in the ignition system :) disconnect the ht leads and wd40 all the sockets and basically any control wire connected to the ignition system. That usually works for me unfortunately it will need going again after a few wet months :) i hope that helps u bud :)
 

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you know when you have a Mrk 2 gti when a Golf Mk3 16v driver try's and races you but his heavy car just wont keep up.....

happens to me all the time.....

and the same kid, he never learns.
 

Cupra Kid

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Orangemuffin is that your white GTi in the pic and is it a 16v?!

I know what you mean about the golf MK3 lads, although one did surprise me, it had golf SE on the back and steel rims............... only turned out to be a bloody stealth VR6!!!!!
 

orangemuffin

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Hi Cuprakid

No mate its my 8v. although have now signed it over to my misses who loves it and i have a 16v. i have both sitting out side together !!!

she's a beaut and never let me down once

its lowered 40mm on spax springs
viper induction kit
fse boost valve
iridium plugs
custom ss exhaust system..


the best car i have ever driven in my life !!!
 

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You know that you have a Mk2 Ibiza when you have absolutely nowhere to store anything until you go to the scrap yard a rip the interior out of a VW Polo.

You know you have a Mk2 Ibiza when you think how nice would a brand new Ibiza be to drive if a ten year old model drives as nice as this.
I have a three month old ibiza sat on my drive, but given the choice, the mk2 gets the nod EVERY time :D
 

orangemuffin

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i had a 1.4 16v mk3 a while back......

when i went over a speed bump the wipers used to go off.LOL

the CAT went on it and i sold it to some polish chap for £500

HAHA
 

Dan_SUFC

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You know you have a mk2 when you hear a rattle from underneath your car and you can 99% guarantee its the cat heat shield

lol

too true - that and you know when you order the part it's for the later model and not yours - despite what the book says!!
 
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you know you have a mk2 ibiza when you try to sell it 4 times and keep taking the ads down cos you just can't bare to part with it despite not being able to drive it very much! one bloke even made me a very reasonable cash offer, and yet all i had buzzing round my head when he was poking around it and kicking the tyres was "get ya filthy pikey hands off my car!...yer norravinit!" weird eh!!
 
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i do laugh when poeple say"oh i'd love a fast car, but I can't afford afford one" when they have £5k 1.0L fiesta sat on the driveway! I only get to drive my ibiza now and then for a cheeky night time blast (SSHHHhhhhh!!) and it never fails to put a huge cheesy grin on my face! it's more the way I can quite literaly pile into almost any corner at whatever speed takes my fancy and just sort of goes round! awsome!
 

Ny_cupra

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lol this is so funny yet so true! these might have been said im sorry if they have but:

you know you have a mk2 ibiza when you turn your headlights on and your full beam comes on
you try to shut the boot and it bounces back up
you go over a pebble and your trying to keep the back end in
your light that comes on when you open the door(or is supposed to) has a life of its own
you go to vw instead of seat for EVERYTHING!
 

Cupra Kid

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you know you have a mk2 ibiza when you turn your headlights on and your full beam comes on
you try to shut the boot and it bounces back up

Think theyre new ones tbh, my old GTi was legendary for the boot trick! turned out it was a parcel shelf mount that had broke causing it to get in the way :rolleyes:

Also do the light thing, normally when someones just about to pass and they get blinded!
 
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