This is friggin excellent! I have just read through the entire thread and can agree with half of what has been said! (mind you i've only had her a month!) My main ones (so far) are:
-left leg is like he-mans
-heater always on, even when off?!
-rear wiper scares me coz i think its off but its still on
-have that lovely pen holder in my visor
-the fuel light comes on just under a 1/4 of a tank
-chavs try racing you at the lights, you give them a head start and still glide past them without any real effort
-rear washer doesn't appear to work, but then you find your boot full of water!
The only one i can add that i haven't seen is
you know you have a
mk2 ibiza when you start her up and turn the key in the ignition one more notch she still goes but wipers and lights wont work (or is that just me?!)
Oooh and you know you have a
mk2 ibiza when you volunteer to do the driving on a night out.....
Love my Sofa!!!