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Just polished my girl...

Loko

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Oct 27, 2006
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I ain't telling you thief!
No adult material here, despite what the thread title might have alluded to... :lol:

Right, I get back from training this morning, I look up and it's overcast...I think 'if I wash the car it's gonna piss it down...'. However since it's not sunny the panels will be cold and I get the chance to polish the car...

Fine I wash, dry, polish with fury and she looks fantastic.

I pop inside to put some of the cleaning kit away come back out and I stand back to admire my work. As I am doing so, I see how this almighty bird (the kind with wings) poo falls on my bonnet. Yes that could of been 'Poo Cam', live footage of your work being destroyed by a rat with wings.

I curse and go up to it and clean up. I look down the left hand side of the car and there's another one on the right rear panel. I clean up again, come around the front and see another one on the right hand side of the A-frame. What the hell?

Have you ever been poo'd on 3 times in a row after detailing your car? :(

It is the work of the devil I tell you...
 
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