Did you know that Russian Alphabetti Spaghetti is less fattening because there are only 22 letters in the Cyrillic alphabet?
Hehe
That reminded me of a lass I used to work with who wasn't the brightest of sparks.
The only chocolate she ever used to eat was Aeros, and one day I decided to ask her why this was....
"It's less fattening because it's got lots of air in it"
She wasn't kidding either