***THE EAGLE...OR RATHER THE BOC HAS LANDED, AT LAST!***
After my last post on the 11/05 I was feeling pretty despondent about the whole situation, so much so that until a couple of days ago I hadn't been back to these forums because quite frankly I just found it downright depressing!
However, I am now pleased to report that I went to pick up the second brand new Bocanegra replacement from the stealers yesterday and it's more or less perfect, so much so that the front bumper looks as though it's been painted with laser precision [currently imagining a crazy Spaniard SEAT factory worker with a red dot sight affixed to his spray gun]. There are a couple of very very minor imperfections on the interior but nothing I haven't experienced before when buying a brand new car, and certainly nothing that would justify waiting for another.
So after my initial order on 26/03; having been told that the car was in SMC's compound...which it wasn't, a crappy Bocanegra, a replacement that was nearly as bad and a botched attempt at salvaging it I have finally got the car that I ordered, yes it's been a pain but to be honest I'm glad that I've stuck with it, not least because I've been given:
1 x fixed cost service AND maintenance pack@£600 (approx.) - previously I thought I was only getting the service pack;
1 x protective boot tray@£65 - SMC mistakenly ordered this instead of the additional boot tray, but they've said that I can keep it anyway;
1 x additional boot tray@£110;
1 x side skirts@£179;
1 x tailgate spoiler@£102
Plus I've had the use of a fully loaded, albeit filthy, 07 plate Altea since March which has meant no wear & tear or insurance costs, just diesel.
All-in-all I don't think I've ended up with a bad deal, I was happy with the price of the car and the amount I got for PX'ing my Leon FR in the first place, plus a £1000 SEAT customer loyalty discount and around somewhere in the region of £1000 worth of extras, it's been worth it for not having to pay a bean for servicing and maintenance for the next 3 years alone
I really appreciate everyone's input and support throughout this thread, and really hope that no-one else has a similar experience to mine. To be fair SMC have rectified the situation and come good in the end, for which I am very grateful and I will be writing a letter of gratitude rather than complaint this time to thank them for their efforts.