So you don't think anyone buys an M3 because it's a status symbol, or because they want 0-60 bragging rights? As for old, I've never known anyone below the age of about 45 to own one, at least in this country. Same goes for 911s. So many of them tootle around Kensington and Chelsea, barely getting past third gear. Not that the owner would know as it will inevitably be in "drive".
Hmmm, I don't think I said anything at all about the M3 as a status symbol or bragging rights. I only referred to what I reckon is and is not the average buyer. Also, I personally don't know ANYONE owning an M3 who is above 45. Maybe I too don't know that many people (well said, JonJay, that and everything else), or maybe Swedes are different from you Brits. But still....
If you don't like DSG's, double-clutches, semi-automatics, and what have you, then say so. But those strange references to other people's preferences, who they are, and what's wrong with them (in your not so humble opinion), those are just.....well, strange.