Just console your self in knowing that you are not in a Corsa. Should be enough!
Jeremy Clarkson
When you first spend a bit of face time with the new Corsa VXR you can’t
help thinking, “God Almighty. Can Vauxhall never get anything right?”
It appears to have crashed into an out-of-town motorist accessory superstore and emerged on the other side with every single part attached to every single bit of its bodywork. There are spoilers, extra lamps, fat wheels, Philishave, Just For Men bits of aluminium-look plastic here and there, and sills like an American footballer’s work garb.
This might have worked 10 years ago when every supermarket car park echoed on a Saturday night to the pulsating bass beat of the customising culture and Max Power was one of Britain’s bestselling magazines. But today Max Power’s circulation is in freefall – down from 240,000 in 2003 to just 71,000 last year.
From here--->
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article1808578.ece
Think that says it all .... really
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