Saxo VTS (don't worry, very standard and I hate it)
On the hunt for a Black Cupra at the moment, they're all hiding!
I run a site called SurreyModified.co.uk, kinda loosely based around Guildford so like yourself am always around there for a giggle and catch up with mates.
Am in Guildford a lot otherwise so if you see a loon in a Saxo (reg - J8 NXE) checking out either of your cars then don't be alarmed!