Rover... broken down... Head gasket would be any AA/RAC/Green Flag mechanic's first port of call...
Tell me about it, head gasget went, airbag warning light would never go off, had an electrical fault meaning my car looked like pub disco lights when I unlocked it using the key fob, starter motor went, radiator bust, leaking boot leaving a puddle around the spare wheel, having the heaters on made the radio switch off......