Spotted some bird cr*p on the black Toledo, so ran in for a damp cloth to get the worst off before it eats into the laquer. Whilst removing it I spotted a couple of white dots on the roof ...
... then some on the door
... then the bonnet
... then about half a dozen on the windscreen
Checked the neighbour's Vectra in the parking space next to mine and he's got the same little dots all over the front of his car too
Tried picking at the ones on the windscreen and they're stuck pretty hard ... is there a safer option than a stanley-knife blade and about 3 hrs of my time ??