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Phesants...cupra with new front "wing"

pilsbury

Full Member
Ok, picture the scene, me and the other half are driving from our flat over to my dad's house...

About halfway inbetween the two this mother plucker jumps out in front of us at the legal speed limit, anyhow, we hear the thud, and i look in the rear view to see the damage,

oh dear...

no phesant...

So, we're driving through the village where my old man lives and we're getting some slightly odd looks, one bloke almost snapping his neck to check out the new aerodynamic aid we have fitted...

I pulled into my dads drive expecting to see a bit of phesant on the front of the car, I didn't expect this:

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After a while of working out what the **** to do with it we had to remove the ******* thing, so we opted for the gloves and black sack method, one with a wing and the other with a foot...

The bloody birds only gone and cracked the bumper, smashed the mesh and knocked out the towing eye...

Oh well, such are joys of living in the country side...

The Aftermath

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Anyone got a silver towing eye cover or upper bumper mesh they want to part with? especially you FMIC guys... Let me know
 

Deleted member 12147

Guest
MMMmmmmmmm nice bit of pheasent. That should be nice with a few roasters and some veg. :D
 

pj1985

1.8T Power
Oct 31, 2006
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Hampshire/Surrey
Quality pics! I have wildlife and their kamikazeness where I live too. Suppose they were here first anddwe went and built our roads in their back gardens but damn I have to brake hard and swerve so often.

......And what is it when they go past then run BACK!
 

WeeJase

pert
Jun 2, 2001
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pheasant is the stupidest animal every to walk the earth.
introduced from germany iirc.not a british bird anyway(not like abbi titmuss)
 

Olly20VT

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Jun 8, 2004
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Stroud Glos ,England
:lol: i know what it's like in the country, i left a nice set of stripes down the road yesterday when i had to slam on the brakes, stopped a foot away from a pheasant, he looked at me and walked off :wtf:
 
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