Thanks guys. I hold my head in shame
Fortunately, this was 10 years ago, so lighted washer jets, valve caps and a shopping list under the wing mirror were just a twinkle in eye of the Max Power editor or the Halfrauds buyer.
Pity I don't have a scanner as I'd post a piccie of my first car - a 1.0 litre Mk2 Polo - I thought it was great when I was 22. Now I look back and think WTF!!!!!
I'm sure we've all been there....